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B: ok im guuna interview u 4 the website now ok bro?
C: sure
B: how many questions should i ask
C: as many as u want i dont care
B: so colin what have you been up to lately?
C: nothing really
B: CoOl! hows the skating goin?
C: pretty good.
B: Do you like jello?
C: sure why not
B: whats your favorite kind of jello?
C: ummmm red if thats what its called
C: wow u suck at interviewing people huh?
B: no not really
B: did you ever watch the smurfs as a kid?
C: what does jello have to do with anything'
C: ya
B: who was your favorite smurf?
C: i cant even remember
B: wow your a dildo huh? anyways what is your favorite trick?
C: ollie
B: ...the magic bum?
C: sure why not
C: no probably backside flip
B: GrOoVy who r ur 5 favorite skaters?
C: pj ladd, marc appleyard, lindsey robertson, heath kirchart and brendan powers
B: Do you wear swimmies when you go to the beach?
C: u mean water wings?
B: shut up next question: in ur opinion whats the gnarliest trick we've filmed for the row video so far?
C: tom ollie the digital 4 set to bumcrack
C: or the 7 set at fisk
B: what songs are u thinkin of havin 4 ur video part?
C: american woma by jimi hendrix, coming clean by the get up kids, or tiny cities made of ashes by modest mouse
B: would you ever have sex with blobby?
C: nope
B: why not
C: these questions suck
C: because he's my brother maybe/
B: ok whose part besides urs r u most looking forward to seeing in the row video?
C: squirts
B: if you were a girl which row skater would you most want to have sex with?
C: squirts
B: fine choice
C: ill say
B: whats ur fave skate video and why
C: pj ladd because pj ladd is the best skater there is hands down
B: whats a meatwhistle?
C: i have no idea
B: do you enjoy wrestling chodes?
C: occasionally
B: why do people always steal your tshirts?
C: because im sexy and they dont want me to wear them duh
B: who stole your wussup haters shirt
C: you did
B: why
C: ur jealous of it
B: why do you throw fits whenever u cant land a trick for your part?
C: i dont know
B: am i a good interviewer?
C: hell no
B: why not
C: u ask dumb questions
B: whats ur goal best trick(S) u have planned 4 ur part?
C: fisk 7 and backside 180 digital loading dock
B: who has the raddest hairstyle on row
C: squirts
B: whats ur fave local spot 2 skate at
C: either lanny or digital
B: are you tired of all these interview questions
C: yes
B: ok gnarly one more question why am i so icredibly awesome
C: pass
B: you cant pass cunt-swindler
C: well i just did how about that
B: i hate you answer the (monkyman) question please (monkeyman)
C: no its a dumb queston
B: fine allright any last comments?
C: no
B: ok chanks bro take it easy
C: Peace.
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Colin Perry
BORN: August 3rd, 1987
FAVORITE...
SKATER(S): PJ Ladd, Apples, Lindsey Robertson, Heath Kirchart, and Brendan Powers
VIDEO: PJ Ladd
TEAM: Zero
TRICK: backside flip, backside heels
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The Funside Fakie Ollie Grind Switcherooni
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SHHHHHHH! Ollie at the not so secret secret spot
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Hot Fries for Everyone
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2X200-{2(199-189)] Ollie
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Ollie the Chiles Gap
Click picture for the clip!
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20 Stair Ollie
Colin switch ollies this massive stairset on a broken leg after being shot 34 times by a crazy homeless man. God Bless You Colin Perry! |
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